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OK, I'm pissed off and bored so today's entry (entries?) will almost certainly be extremely random.

Completely Random Inspirations (mostly started by my fellow loyal lesbian minions at Pottersues, so you know who to blame):
Jessica Rabbit fanart, because that girl is far too underrated.
Pursuading foxglove_icons to start making Shrek and Disney icons.
Making an icon which says 'Pottersues is my idle', either blue or lime green on black, because BEST. TYPO. EVAR.
Making a Snape icon with the caption "Why do you love him? Why do people love Snape? I do not understand this." (JKR's own words), just to piss Hazel off.
Writing a Harry Potter/Ab Fab crossover, because I have this Vivid Mental Picture of Edina and Patsy trying to cope at Hogwarts, with Hermione replacing Saffy: *in whining voice* "Mimi dear, do that hangover-curing charm for Mumsy again, there's a love." Oh dear God, Hermione nicknamed Mimi. *scrubs brain clean*
Drawing Remus Lupin and his Characterisation Protestion League, because the poor man so badly needs one.

Any suggestions as to the order I should do them in?

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Yep, it's entries.

Completely Random Things I Need (and definitely not a birthday present wish list. Nope. *whistles innocently*):
A year's paid account here at lj. Worth it just for the customisable backgrounds and extra icons.
Catherine Webb's new book.
Catherine Webb's first two books.
Nightcrawler/Storm icons, because DUDE. O T fucking P right there.
More Jubilee icons. *looks hopefully at foxglove_icons*
A Tweety Pie poster.
That Kermit Klein poster.
A DVD of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
A poster of that little yellow bird from Snoopy, whose name I always forget but is so damn cool.
The John Lennon poster I found in France but they'd sold out of, in which he looks incredibly like Sam from Timekeepers. Damn markets.
The X-Men 1.5 and X-2 DVD box set I found in Asda just before Christmas.
To watch Chocolat and for it to be as good as the book.
A poster of Squirt from Finding Nemo.
The Sims 2
For Orlando Bloom not to be cast as Gambit (or anyone else, for the that matter) in X-3.
For Orlando Bloom not to be cast as the new James Bond.
For Orlando Bloom not to be cast at all.
Someone who can do my Textiles coursework, for I have not a clue.
Icons with the captions 'If you're my friend, how do you scare me so?' and 'You're the secret I can't keep'.
Money. Desperately.