I remain not sorry for the pun in the title of this fic.

Fic: Saints On A Plane
Fandoms: Cabin Pressure/St Trinian’s (2007 and 2009)
Rating: PG
Words: 4324
Warnings: None.
Characters: Martin Crieff, Douglas Richardson, Annabelle Fritton, Kelly Jones, Polly, the Posh Totty, Carolyn Knapp-Shappey, Arthur Shappey
Notes: I am reliably informed that you don't have to have watched the St Trinian's movies to understand this, although an understanding of their general ethos would be helpful. Beta-ed by alas_a_llama, who is the best of leprechauns. I'd apologise for the pun in the title, but I'm really not sorry.
Summary: MJN take a party of school pupils for a markedly unusual flight to Turin. Douglas gets fleeced, Arthur gets adopted, Annabelle comes to the rescue, and Martin doesn’t have a bad day.

( This, Martin Crieff realized rather belatedly, was definitely one of MJN’s more chaotically unusual flights, even accounting for the fact that MJN Air had never in its existence operated what any of the training manuals would consider a ‘usual’ flight... )