GRATUITOUS FICCERY

Fic: Cardio-Pulmonary Respiration
Fandoms: Marvel Movieverse
Rating: PG-13
Words: 5789
Warnings: Possible triggers for semi-graphic violence.
Pairing: Bruce/Tony
Notes: Set some time post-Avengers! With techspeak from JJ and a crapload of beta-ing from the best Eric.
Summary: Bruce and Tony go undercover on a mission from SHIELD. It all works out very nearly as badly as Bruce tells them all it will... But, to be fair, there are certain compensations to getting the chance to play James Bond.

( 'So, let me get this straight.' Bruce pushes up his glasses and pinches the bridge of his nose, eyes closed, the way he gets at the end of a long day when the math stops working and Tony won't stop making smartass remarks. 'You want *me and Tony* to go undercover and find these terrorists? *Me?* Really?' )