For the record, I blame Cam for this.
Apr. 29th, 2013 12:18 am"You know," Natasha says thoughtfully, and sips her sixth tequila, "I might just screw all three of them and tell them they will be judged on performance. Then tell them afterwards it's best out of three."
Pepper passes her a new cocktail, because the wait between drinks currently feels like the saddest moments of her life all rolled into one. "If you do, no woman in the world would blame you. Not even the gay ones."
Natasha changes channels on their main CCTV feed (because Steve currently has his ass to the camera and it would be a crime - and not the fun kind - to miss that kind of entertainment), before accepting the drink. "Tell me about it."
I BLAME THIS:

Pepper passes her a new cocktail, because the wait between drinks currently feels like the saddest moments of her life all rolled into one. "If you do, no woman in the world would blame you. Not even the gay ones."
Natasha changes channels on their main CCTV feed (because Steve currently has his ass to the camera and it would be a crime - and not the fun kind - to miss that kind of entertainment), before accepting the drink. "Tell me about it."
I BLAME THIS:
