trace_of_scarlet: (Black Widow - Let Someone Else Be A Dove)
"You know," Natasha says thoughtfully, and sips her sixth tequila, "I might just screw all three of them and tell them they will be judged on performance. Then tell them afterwards it's best out of three."

Pepper passes her a new cocktail, because the wait between drinks currently feels like the saddest moments of her life all rolled into one. "If you do, no woman in the world would blame you. Not even the gay ones."

Natasha changes channels on their main CCTV feed (because Steve currently has his ass to the camera and it would be a crime - and not the fun kind - to miss that kind of entertainment), before accepting the drink. "Tell me about it."

I BLAME THIS:
trace_of_scarlet: Red ink-pen (Edna wins!)
Backdated (i.e. typed in MS Word) because my father for some reason decided to switch the wifi off before I could get to it.

Am pretty! Have pretty hair still, and had pretty makeup and pretty jewellery and gorgeous dress. Being chief bridesmaid odd job, but good fun. Alas, will not have pretty (professionally done! JOY) hair (with peekaboo fringe! Rather like, but not for allthetime) much longer, as need to take pins out and, y’know, actually sleep now. Am impressed with the way hairstyle (a little bit curled, a little bit sleek, more than a little bit PRETTY) has held out, although it was probably helped by the half a can of hairspray the hairstylist used on it. And pins.

Am pretty drunk – you would not believe the number of typos I’m making typing this. Thank God for spellcheck. Would leave typos as they are, but am not too drunk to notb notice the red lines and retype until I get the right thing.

Mmmm, free bar. Drank a ridiculous amount of Pimms (five or six glasses in half an hour), rather a lot of Jack Daniel’s and lemonade (er, three or four doubles? Ish), one Jack Daniel’s and coke (dunno if double or not – it was bought for me so I necked it, as you do) and three double Southern Comforts and lemonades (they taste like Refreshers!). Mmm.

Well. Was free bar. Would have been rude not to indulge, amIrite? More corridors should have bars in them.

I kissed a boy and I liked it. Dunno what’ll happen there, but am not overly bothered either way. Shall see.

Definitely drunk. My brain is intriguingly fuzzy and my vision weird. My balance and movement even weirder, and by my standards that’s saying something. Sleeping now. Au revoir pretty hair. D: (Though I might leave the pins in and see if I can sleep with it that way.)

Night!
trace_of_scarlet: Red ink-pen (The exam from Hell)
Back!

Didn't die, so much. Pretty sure I passed, but don't think I did much more than that. Ah well, doesn't matter this year.

Off to meet [profile] analogboyuk  for food and (lots of highly-alcoholic) drinks, since I, er, haven't actually eaten yet today. *starving*

Later all!

NO MORE EXAMS NO MORE EXAMS NO MORE EXAMS YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

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